Databases
"Without data, you're just another person with an opinion."
W. Edwards DemingDBA
Default Blame AcceptorA simple language guide from Brent Ozar on what a DBA does, what a database should and should not be used for and what the cloud gives us.
Database Jokes
Database Jokes
A SQL statement walks into a bar, sidles up to two tables and says, "Do you mind if I join you?"
I watched a great movie about databases. I can't wait for the SQL.
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