Databases

"Without data, you're just another person with an opinion."

W. Edwards Deming
Brent Ozar's Heirarchy of Database Needs.Click on the image for free MS-SQL training!

DBA

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A simple language guide from Brent Ozar on what a DBA does, what a database should and should not be used for and what the cloud gives us.

Database Jokes

A SQL statement walks into a bar, sidles up to two tables and says, "Do you mind if I join you?"

I watched a great movie about databases. I can't wait for the SQL.

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